I worked with some very funny people at The Onion & Clickhole in Chicago.
Here are some favorites that I edited for each website:
Peter K. Rosenthal Reviews “La La Land” | The Onion
Sustainability! This Couple Cooks All The Chunks Of Meat That Come Flying Out Of The Portal That Opened Up In Its Backyard | Clickhole
Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy | The Onion
Saying Goodbye: Man Finally Turns All 50 Pictures Of Jared Fogle In His House Toward The Wall | Clickhole
White Woman Discusses How Much She Considered Going To A Black Lives Matter Protest Once | The Onion
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